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Anonymous said: Could you please draw a pretty Kirlia girl? M-maybe one with huge boobies, even? Thank you!

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techykisses:

by the way—- what he say?
he can tell i ain’t missin no meals

techykisses:

by the way—- what he say?

he can tell i ain’t missin no meals

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phoenixwrites:

sassy-hook:

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manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

I can’t stop watching this. 

#I watched this for too long to not reblog

I feel like the spinny thing would be fun if I trusted my partner and had any coordination whatsoever.

phoenixwrites:

sassy-hook:

pleasant-trees:

aprilsvigil:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

I can’t stop watching this. 

I feel like the spinny thing would be fun if I trusted my partner and had any coordination whatsoever.

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hanierose:

lackthelighttoshowtheway:

This sort of behavior used to irritate me until I learned about how invasive paparazzi are in America. There are no laws against it.
I’ve also realized, that by flipping off the camera, the pictures can’t be sold to magazines because of “profanity”. So really, she’s just protecting herself.

i did not know that.

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londonfairy:

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gookgod:

this is some yuri manga type shit man

i smell the gay and it has polluted the whole room

I always REBLOG this when I see it

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koolaidicecubes:


she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

koolaidicecubes:

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she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

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dongstomper69:

seancodyismydaddy:

dongstomper69:

when you’re IMing with daddy and he says he wont be home in time for cummies

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what does this even mean

when you are using an instant messaging service to communicate with your BDSM partner and he says he wont be finished with his shift in time to give you sexual gratification

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mrspenguinova:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

tumblr users giving advice 

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